What a great day to officially start blogging!

The court ruled on a very simple fact. Rahm Emanuel did not maintain a physical presence living in Chicago a year prior to the election.

In related news, authorities say the newspaper machine in his crawlspace and his wife’s wedding dress ARE eligible for inclusion on the ballot. They will probably go on to compete in a runoff.

Let’s hope the Illinois Supreme Court upholds the law, unless the Rahmfather manages to funnel the rest of his Hollywood money into buying them the way he tried to buy the mayor’s office.

Chicago’s seafood vendors are bracing for the onslaught of sales expected when Rahm uses the rest of his war chest to send dead fish to everyone in Springfield.

Hey maybe that Chief of Staff job is still available in… whoops. Oh.

Well on the flip side. There’s always the unemployment line.

Or maybe Rahm’s brother Ari can buy him a guest starring role on an episode of “Entourage” this season?

Or a new reality show, “Rahm Emanuel’s Chicago” on A&E?

Keep in mind: Rahm guided health care policy away from single payer and public option to coddle the health insurance industry and please their lobbyists. He’s a corporatist who has stated progressives are “fucking retarded”. He does not deserve to be handed the City of Chicago as his new plaything.

Who’s “effiing retarded” now Rahm?